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1. |
Get Freaky
05:29
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Get Freaky! Get Funky!
'Cause you're addicted to the music like a dancing junkie
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
It don't matter if you're fit or a little bit chunky
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Everybody move around just like a monkey
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Ha Ha Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha Ha Ha!
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
'Cause you're addicted to the music like a dancing junkie
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
It don't matter if you're fit or a little bit chunky
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Everybody move around just like a monkey
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Ha Ha Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha Ha Ha!
Break it down now
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Bring it ba-a-a-ack
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
'Cause you're addicted to the music like a dancing junkie
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
It don't matter if you're fit or a little bit chunky
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Everybody move around just like a monkey
Get Freaky! Get Funky!
Ha Ha Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha Ha Ha!
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2. |
Work
03:19
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Ignorance is bliss and the TV kills our consciousness
Ignorance is bliss and the TV kills our consciousness
Ignorance is bliss and the TV kills our consciousness
Ignorance is bliss and the TV kills our consciousness
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
And obey all the signs
Follow all the rules you must obey all the signs
Go to a good school you get a good job and you live real nice
Follow all the rules you must obey all the signs
Go to a good school you get a good job and you live real nice
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
And obey all the signs
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized
Didn’t even realize you were being hypnotized to
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
And obey all the signs
Attention everybody! There’s a sale going on….somewhere
And for only three easy payments of $19.95, you can have happiness!
And as a special bonus gift we’ll include contentment…absolutely free!
But you must act fast…this is a limited time offer.
And remember your satisfaction is guaranteed!
To take advantage of this special offer, all you’re going to have to do is…
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
Work earn shop and buy
And obey all the signs
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3. |
Bike Girl
03:00
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She's a bike girl
She's a bike girl
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
She's rollin’ around all over town
Burnin off the calories and burnin’ the pounds
Gettin where she needs to go
She's movin fast while the cars are movin slow
Wreakin havoc on her two wheeled thing
And while she’s rollin’ down the road while she sings
(falsetto)
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
She doesn't own a car or a truck
She's doin a steady 20 and the traffics all stuck
Works out on the way to work cause life is her gym
She's got a bangin body and she's gettin toned and slim
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
When she needs to go far she doesn't rent a car
She takes public transportation
Movin her body from station to station
Movin it underground
And the sound of her gears is music to my ears
She's a bike girl with a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
She's a bike girl with a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
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4. |
Veggie Maniac
03:58
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I like artichokes…that’s no joke!
I like broccoli ‘cause it’s so tasty
I like celery yeah it’s also very tasty
And I like daikon radish and endive
Fennel and garlic…especially when I’m sick!
‘Cause I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I like kale I like lettuce I like lee-ee-ee-ee-eeks
I like a rutabaga, radish, parsley, parsnips, and summer squash, sunchokes, and onions
‘Cause I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I like to eat a lot of vegetables!
Because they’re so tasty and so healthful!
Yeah I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
Lettuce turnip the beets! Lettuce turnip the beets now!
Lettuce turnip the beets! Lettuce turnip the beets now!
Lettuce turnip the beets! Lettuce turnip the beets now!
Lettuce turnip the beets! Lettuce turnip the beets now!
[beatbox!]
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
I’m a veggie maniac, veggie maniac, veggie maniac! Yeah!
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5. |
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instrumental - no words except um-wa-wa-woya-woya-um-wa-wa-wawawa etc.
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6. |
So Much Love
05:04
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My love is like a seahorse…tiny but compelling
So compelling you wanna put it on your shower curtain
And my love is so valuable they tried to trade it on the stock market
But I shut ‘em down from all my flirtin yeah I did
‘Cause I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love, but I don’t know what to do with it
I’ve got so much love well I guess I better share it with the world
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
My love is like a goalie using soccer gloves to deflect balls of hate
My love is like a bullfrog that’s croaking in the night to attract a mate
‘Cause I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love, but I don’t know what to do with it
I’ve got so much love well I guess I better share it with the world
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
Got more love than all the fish in the sea and I got more love than all the monkeys in the trees
Got more love than a chicken lays eggs and I got more love than a millipedes got legs
Got more love than the congress got bribes got more love than a mormon’s got wives
Got more love than Jesus got disciples and I got more love than the NRA’s got rifles
Got more love than the Buddha or Allah and I got more love than the Jews love challah
Got more love than a garden’s got soil and I got more love than the Saudis got oil!
I got so much love
I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love, but I don’t know what to do with it
I’ve got so much love well I guess I better share it with the world
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
My love is like an oyster; it’s tough to crack, but inside it’s slimy and gooey and it’s also considered a delicacy
And my love is like a taco; it’s full of seasoned meat and it’s tasty and oh so juicy
‘Cause I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love
I’ve got so much love, but I don’t know what to do with it
I’ve got so much love well I guess I better share it with the world
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
La da da da, da di da di da da dum
I’ve got so much love, but I don’t know what to do with it
I’ve got so much love well I guess I better share it with the world
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7. |
Don't Forget
02:40
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Don't forget to laugh
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to live
We're only here for a short while
Don’t forget to sing
Don’t forget to dance
Don’t forget to love
‘Cause this may be your last chance
Don't forget to laugh
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to live
We're only here for a short while
We're only here for a short while
We're only here for a short while
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8. |
Wandering Traveler
03:07
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I’m a vagabond I’m a troubadour
It’s in my spirit and my core
I’m here today and gone tomorrow
Drink for joy and to drown my sorrow
I’m here today and gone tomorrow
Drink for joy and to drown my sorrow
I’m a wandering traveler making my way from town to town
I’m a wandering traveler and wherever I go I like to get down (like this)
Make my way by boat and plane
Make my way by bike and train
Where I stop I never know
All I know is I gotta go
‘Cause I am a butterfly try to catch me as I flutter by
I am a butterfly try to catch me as I flutter by
I’m a wandering traveler making my way from town to town
I’m a wandering traveler and wherever I go I like to get down
I’m a vagabond I’m a troubadour
It’s in my spirit and my core
I’m here today and gone tomorrow
Drink for joy and to drown my sorrow
I’m here today and gone tomorrow
Drink for joy and to drown my sorrow
I’m a wandering traveler making my way from town to town
I’m a wandering traveler and wherever I go I like to get down
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9. |
Fancy Cars
05:08
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Well we wanna get there faster but we’re slaves and cars are master
Now we take it to the shop and there’s one for every cop
They paved over dreams for expensive machines
And if you couldn’t tell we’re livin’ in automobile hell
Fire and brimstone in every engine
Now hang on could I get your attention
Cars’ll kill you quick so you better drive with care
You know speed is a trick and the tortoise beats the hare
Cars’ll kill you quick so you better drive with care
You know speed is a trick and the tortoise beats the hare
I see you driving in your truck
You don’t even give a hoot
We’re stuck in traffic
I take a breath and I feel sick..because of
Fancy cars
We’re driving Fancy cars
While there’s starving kids in lands afar
You know soon we’ll be buying our air by the jar
Or maybe we’ll fly a spaceship and go colonize mars
(overtone singing)
Everyday I almost die I’m choking on fumes and I begin to cry
What happened to this place? How did we get stuck in this rat race?
Where we drive to work, but we work to drive
We drive to work, but we work to drive
We drive to work, but we work to drive
We drive to work, but we work to drive
Well you gotta pay the bills so a lot of oil spills
You gotta pay the bills so a lot of oil spills
You gotta pay the bills so a lot of oil spills
And you gotta pay the bills so a lot of oil spills
Say yeah say whoa
Say yeah whoa
Vroom vroom
Vroom vroom vroom
Vroom vroom
Vroom vroom vroom
I see you driving in your truck
You don’t even give a hoot
We’re stuck in traffic
I take a breath and I feel sick..because of
Fancy cars
We’re driving Fancy cars
While there’s starving kids in lands afar
You know soon we’ll be buying our air by the jar
Or maybe we’ll fly a spaceship and go colonize mars
(overtone singing)
(throat singing)
Please drive safely
Don’t drive crazy
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy (ride a bike)
Please drive safely (or not at all)
Don’t drive crazy
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Music is My Way of Meditation
Music is My Way of Meditation
Music is My Way of Meditation
Music is My Way of Meditation
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11. |
Let Go
05:41
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You’re not your house you’re not your car
You’re not your job you’re not your money
You are you and you are divine
So just be you and everything will be fine
Only when we let go of our ego will we know our soul
Only when we let go of our ego will we know our soul
You’re not your shoes you’re not that dress
You’re not your suit you’re not your tie
You are you and you are divine
So just be you and everything will be fine
Only when we let go of our ego will we know our soul
Only when we let go of our ego will we know our soul
Only when we let go of our ego will we know our soul
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12. |
Change the World
03:55
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If not now then when? If not us then who?
If not now then when? If not us then who?
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
There is no them there’s only us
There is no they it’s you and me
There is no them there’s only us
There is no they it’s you and me and
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
If not us then who? If not now then when?
If not us then who? If not now then when?
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
We are the one that’ll change the world
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13. |
Awakening
05:07
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We are awakening to the god within
We are awakening to the god within
We are awakening to the god within
It’s time to realize we’re god in disguise
It’s time to realize we’re god in disguise
All I’ve got is love to give
All I’ve got is love to give
All I’ve got is love to give
All I’ve got is love to give
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14. |
Dubstep Spaceship (live)
04:27
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instrumental - no words except um-wam-wa-woh-woh-um-wa-wa-wawawa etc.
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She's rollin’ around all over town
Burnin off the calories and burnin’ the pounds
Gettin where she needs to go
She's movin fast while the cars are movin slow
Wreakin havoc on her two wheeled thing
And while she’s rollin’ down the road while she sings
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
Grease on my thighs endorphins get me high
Gettin’ sweaty keep it steady strap it on always ready
Pump up my tubes drip on some lube
My bottom bracket’s causin’ racket you know how I like to pack it
Chain on my cogs makes me say “Oh my god”
I’m wreakin havoc on my two wheel thing and rollin’ down the road I sing
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
She doesn't own a car or a truck
She's doin a steady 20 and the traffics all stuck
Works out on the way to work cause life is her gym
She's got a bangin body and she's gettin toned and slim ‘cause
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
Cruisin’ down the bike seein’ it’s a damn shame
Livin’ in a crazy traffic horn honkin’ hate game
When suddenly the bike lane disappears
Causing me to quickly shift gears
Hey town planner I hope you’re all ears
My bike is going under I think I’m going down
Just passed the door of a driver with a frown
Give me a bike lane on every street
A critical mass for the people I meet
Mmmmmmm….’cause
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
I'm a bike girl with a bike booty
I'm a bike girl check out my booty
When she needs to go real far she doesn't take a car
She takes public transportation
Movin her body from station to station movin it underground
And the sound of her gears is music to my ears
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
She's a bike girl she got a bike booty
She's a bike girl check out her booty
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